CHICKEN NEWS
from the BUTTERFLY TREE #5
©
Karla Andersdatter, In Between Books
Feb. 2005
ÔShock
and AweÕ in the Chicken Yard. . .
I
have been wondering how people decide on the specific words they choose to name events. Take the
phrase ÒSHOCK AND AWEÓ, now
infamous in our nationÕs history.
The
choice of the word ÒshockÓ is clear. Obviously the USA wanted to surprise and Òget evenÓ for the horrible disaster in New York, the
bombing of the twin towers. But the word ÒaweÓ made me puzzle. Why the choice
of ÒaweÓ? To install fear? To use a very overused descriptive word that is
recognized by all young people as approval, as in the comment Òawesome, dude!Ó
and encourage teenagers and young people to take up arms and join the draft? Or
was it perhaps meant to title an
event designed to show off a kind of inspirational ÒPowerÓ as in a July 4th fireworks celebration?
Perhaps there was a touch of
putting the gods (or even God Herself) into the n aming of this bombing of a middle eastern country,
instilling an almost religious fervor into the event?
I
would have named it RETRIBUTION and stopped there. But my mind is not a
military mind and I admit I do not understand their language or their weapons.
Neither do I understand their intentions or their use of innuendo in the
English language, or their actions.
Be
that as it may, there was no doubt about what happened in my chicken yard on
the 27th of January, for when I let the chickens and ducks out of their cages
and returned to bring them grain at 7:30 AM, what I found would have been
appropriately called ÒShock and Horror.Ó There, laid out in a row, were three
bloodied ducks and four twisted chickensÑdead in the duck yard, and the few
remaining chickens scattered and screeching in trees, bushes, and under the
cabin.
When
I found that Too Too, the smallest chicken who laid the tiniest eggs had
survived, I r ejoiced, and
after gathering up the remaining fowl I put them back in the chicken yard and
began to clean up the mess.
There
lay Thelma, Bon Appetite, and Angelique, necks askew, one-two-three in a line.
They had laid two eggs there in the bushes before their murderer had found
them. Whatever had killed them had not eaten them, rather just laid them out in
a row. . . no raccoon would do that, I thought.
And
Desdemona, Butterball, Lulubelle, and Trouble lay on the ground not far from
the freshly laid duck eggs, their parting gift to me. they ÒHoly EggsÓ!
I
picked their bodies up one by one, wrapped them in plastic bags, and buried
them in my tightly covered garbage can. I didnÕt want bury them in the groundÑ
in case the vicious animal who had attacked returned to feast.
Being
a person of action, I then drove to Sonoma and bought 5 more chickens and
established them in the yard along with the remaining faithful Speckles, my English Plymouth
hen, Too Too, my honey colored bantam hen, and the rooster, Magic II.
Arriving
back at my home with two boxes of chickens, I discover from Dana, who is the
staunch guardian of the Cabin, and a nursing student who came from Alaska to
live at Muir Beach, that the bobcat has just erupted again, leaving one more
chicken dead, one in a neighborÕs yard, and the rest hiding wherever they can,
to escape the large bobcat that sits in the chicken yard, boldly waiting to attack. Dana hollers and her
dog Kenai barks, and the bobcat disappears. This time he has had time to kill
only one more.
However
the next day he attacks and this time drags away Too Too, the littlest chicken
who always came to greet me. The maintenance man had a bead on him but I asked
him not to shoot knowing that we canÕt shoot a firearm when any other buildings
are less than 150 yards away . . the length of a football field.
Fish
and Game tells me I can trap or kill any predator who attacks me or my property,
ON my propert y, so as
the bobcat and her cub hightail it over my fence, I puzzle about the proper
course of action.
Since
last Thursday, the maintenance man has built a very strong cage around the large box into which we lock
them every night. And so I see that one predator bobcat with no one to stop it
can make innocent chickens live behind wire, and they, the victims, are forced
to be caged, because there are no boundaries for Bobcats.
I
guess nowadays it is the same for political predators who can Òshock and aweÓ
us into submission and Òprotect the American peopleÓ with bigger newer cages and confine us by rewriting the laws
we used to live by, by committing murder under the law, and building our own
cages bigger and stronger.
Well,
as some oeple used to say, Òseen one predator, you seen Ôem all!Ó As for me,
IÕd take a bobcat over a politician any day. At least I know when IÕm under
attack.
THE DAY
BEFORE VALENTINES DAY
We wait for
chicken to bake,
watch Sixty
Minutes,
news coverage
about
the maverick
missile,
the name is
interesting.
Maverick,
something unreliable,
someone you
canÕt count on.
A maverick
does not make
a good
husband. The men who
speak are
experts
at arms,
missiles, systems, bombs:
they know
about weaponry.
They must have
changed
a billion
brain cells into images
about
destruction: their work is
War. I wonder
about
the women
they make love to . . .
Karla
Andersdatter
© 1983 in The Girl Who Struggled with Death